Sunny day in June,
On the back of a Harley--
My ass has gone numb.
[tara]

A tiny kitten
Is the best birthday present
A girl could ask for.
[tara]

A thousand reasons
To go straight to my deck chair
Instead of the gym.
[tara]

Cold eggs for breakfast
Cat is erect and says hi.
Hung over again.
[aaron]

Watching a porno
and quietly beating off.
I feel bad for you.
[aaron/lindsay]

Watching a porno
and quietly beating off.
Can I join in now?
[aaron/lindsay]

Watching a porno
and quietly beating off.
Ambien kicks in.
[aaron/lindsay]

You clean our toilets
Your daughter is a princess
special for one night
[courtenay]

Everyone watching
girls in heels taller than boys
choreography
[courtenay]

Did anyone think
what "Oh, think twice" really means?
Not the dance teacher.
[courtenay]

Patsy-cat is not
a very tiny cat now :(
Cat obesity.
[lindsay]

New teak furniture
oh so sleek and pure until
bird poop ruins our bliss
[courtenay]

It's so smoothe and fine
Marley can't resist the surface
of the table, bad!
[courtenay]

The one-eyed squirrel
dangling from my birdfeeder.
A birdseed pirate.
[tara]

Getting my nails done
Try and talk me out of black
But they are my toes!
[tara]

Dark green minivan
Embarrassed dad in the front
You want a Mustang.
[tara]

Pizza for breakfast
is not just for college kids
I'm poor at thirty.
[tara]

My naughty haikus
do not get read or published.
Iron fist of you.
[aaron]

Bar One Oh Seven,
Drinking and playing downtown.
It's your birthday, yeah!
[lindsay]

A dirty toilet.
A poop jumps in with some force.
Jackson Pollock sound.
[aaron]

Silly outdoor sale.
No one has any money
to spend on this stuff.
[lindsay]

Come, kitty kitty.
Can you smell the Fancy Feast
From your window perch?
[tara]

When it's hot outside
You flatten your hips so low.
A kitty pancake.
[tara]

Although my ankles
May resemble your scratcher
They are, indeed, not.
[tara]

Oh, my mocha cat,
Trying to be nonchalant
You just want the treats.
[ashton]

Dirty thirty years.
We still love ice cream and pie.
Endless summer nights.
[aaron]

The cold dirty floor
meets pounding head, and vomit.
Never drink again.
[aaron]

Boring cant catch me.
Instead, interesting sponge.
No one loves boring.
[aaron]

Ikea products.
Cover them with tickled pink,
Happy plastic wow.
[aaron]

Swedish stupid junk.
Everyone has the same sheets.
Plastic difference.
[aaron]